MOU'S

Monday, March 08, 2010

Fingers Crossed

Hahahaa
It may be a practical joke for all we know.

11:48 PM

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

OMGWTFBBQ

Mou-mou

Ludicrously fat person. Usually stupid. Too big for real clothes, more suited to tents.
Crocks are the footwear of choice for the mou-mou.

"Fuck me that's a mou-mou and a half!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mou-mou

11:17 AM

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Urban Warrior

It feels like I'm preparing to sleep in the streets.

Maybe I can try wearing my PJs to Orchard in the near future.

Trend Setter Out.

4:57 PM

Saturday, December 20, 2008

D-nificant

1eggmuffintastinglikemcgriddles7
1lazyboylazylunchlotsoffunfnfsns9

2:19 AM

Sunday, December 14, 2008

69dB

nothing <
be it + or -

I'm allergic.
I realised.

4:04 PM

Friday, December 12, 2008

If I Fell...

If I fell in love with you
Would you promise to be true
And help me understand
'cause I've been in love before
And I found that love was more
Than just holding hands

If I give my heart to you
I must be sure
From the very start
That you would love me more than her

If I trust in you, oh please
Don't run and hide
If I love you too, oh please
Don't hurt my pride like her
'cause I couldn't stand the pain
And I would be sad if our new love was in vain

So I hope you see that I
Would love to love you
And that she will cry
When she learns we are two
cause I couldn't stand the pain
and I would be sad if our new love was in vain

so I hope you see that I
would love to love you
and that she will cry when she learns we are two.

If I fell in love with you

6:08 PM

Sunday, November 23, 2008

HAH!

Alrighty peeps, grabbed this off one of my fellow dudes' blog.
Guys, ROFLYAO.
Ladies, Try.

1. When I was born, I was given a choice -- A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing......

14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

16. Despite the old saying, 'Don 't take your troubles to bed,' many men still sleep with their wives!!

4:56 AM