...That Serving NS in DSTA is EASY

You're partially wrong...
Not only are you responsible of handling brain straining application exploration, you need to constantly psych yourself that " YOU LOVE PROGRAMMING".
And not only that...you need to do FIRE DRILLS!!!
It was Thursday and my manager went into every cubical with a slidable whiteboard written "FIRE DRILL ON 23 JUNE" , explaining that we have to evacuate the building and cross the road to Telok Blangah Rise Block 1

"HUH???? BY STAIRS?? BUT THIS IS 19 FLOORS LEH!"

You've got to do what you've got to do.

So on the day itself..we actually strolled down the 19 floors of stairs. Actually me and the guys stopped at 14th floor for a short pee break before continuing the leg numbing journey. Readers, please don't try this at home. You can't possibly extinguish the fire with your pee.

So while going down the stairs, there's one thought that actually kept me going. Try this if you happen to experience what I went through.
"Damn, the peeps from the 25th floor must be going soft."

...That Mushrooms Only Grow Outdoors

Then you're really wrong...
Not only it grows INDOORS, it's growing on my TOILET MIRROR!!
Holy Macaroni.
I was bathing...brushing my teeth...looking into the mirror...and BAM this tiny white thing looking at me from the bottom of the mirror.
I kinda freaked out. WHAT IS A MUSHROOM DOING ON MY MIRROR???
If possible, can someone tell me what kinda Fungi is this?
Or maybe it should be named after me


Presenting to you....The MOUSHROOM